DREAMS WEST SELF TITLED

Mix tape from producer James West’s Dreams West project, a now classic and slightly forgotten cut of plunderphonic early vaporwave breeze. Ludicrously warped pastel delirium, vaporous and effervescent tape deck 90’s Pop loops embellished with intoxicating and absorbing sequencer melody, saturated and filtered to haze heaven. Microwaves of nostalgia…luminescent Pop Muzak, lo-fi Chillwave, vaporous recontextualization of Funk grooves, filter house claps for days of the dying sun. How absurd to think that this is already older than a decade, a shimmering simulation of pre internet music and muzak, a simulacrum now conjured and consumed ad infinitum to both greater and lesser result… interesting to note, Dreams West was using original melodies in their compositions right off the bat,  something that many of the first wave Vaporwave artists eschewed in their wake. Shitfaced hammered on screwdrivers, making meaning of a completely dead two dimensional capitalist consumer reality, Dreams West and their ilk render me to tears. So awash in narcotic emotion are these utterly ‘meaningless’ works, so flat and circular are these saccharine experiences as to become cartoons, revelations of truths so brazen as to require constant inebriation and euphemism to manage them. Keep on dreamin’, meat puppets. This has all got to mean something.

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VARIOUS ARTISTS – ‘THE MUSIC OF THE NOW AGE IV’

The fourth Fortune 500 compilation, a titanic statement of currency with Vaporwave’s dilapidated, miasmic halls of legend and relevancy. Echo chambers of recycled sound ephemera, prized dusty muzak loops crowned in hazy filter atrophy and repurposed to variably anti-capital agenda and/or smoking reality escape (not to mention the chin-stroking self import). An ephemeral mix of fantasist Vaporwave of various sub category, Smooth Jazz, Future Funk, Vapor House, Casinowave, Late Nite Lo-Fi and traditional smooth plunderphonics sounds and more within. Being untethered to physical media these compilations work best, each artist barely distinguishable from the next except to the most absurdly discerning and fanatical, Random Artist Memory banks… conversely, some of my favourite contributions come courtesy of VHS LOGOS, Soft Replica, bl00dwave, Tupperwave, b o d y l i n e, blair and luxury elite (of course), all heavy hitters from the vaporous late nite lo fi anonymity. To quote one intrepid youtube commenter, ‘Its like tripping down the stairs at your grandmas house’. Tune in, pop codeine and effervesce from reality.

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1-800-TONIGHT SELF TITLED

Pure, glowing, late nite Lo-Fi cheeze from 1-800-TONIGHT. Irradiated post capitalist on-hold music, commerce lubrication, scintillating and bizarre in it’s paradoxical vitality and corpulence. Dreamy, vaporous, intoxicating and suffocatingly, radioactively corny. Smoky sax, slowly unfurling default beat patterns from electronic kit banks, rounded electronic Bass sultry with late 80’s/early 90’s porno chic, twinkling keys from Hong Kong action film melodrama, languid fuck music from beyond the end of totemic capitalist iconography, a hologram advertisement dancing on the wall of a bombed out shopping mall. 1-800-TONIGHT is a side project of luxury elite, long held by me to be one one of the more important artists from the Vaporwave thing. Both projects carry that cosy, empty feel and vibe that I cherish in this particularly weird cul-de-sac of post internet ‘music’. Artistic value is defined, as ever, by the dead-eyed consumer.

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FAT MAN MIAMI – ‘INNER CITY PARADISE’

A particularly smoooooth blend of atmospheric Funk House and sumptuous Vaporwave from the Fat Man dealer, effervescent shimmer beats and rolling electronic Basslines induce the nostalgia and bittersweet depression. This EP leans a little further away from Yacht Rock and into filtered, hazy House, sumptuously funky beats beneath a gated filter shimmer and sizzling Bass sounds, with the middle track acting as a downbeat interlude between velvety Future Funk-y numbers, each replete with lush nostalgia mania sampling of impossibly sacharine sizzlin’ Pop, Funk and Rock – pink and purple neon lights obscuring the contours on unknown faces in the tropical rain. Calming and introspective, very listenable and groovin’. Altogether too short.

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MACROBLANK – ‘痛みの永遠’

Recent release from spectral vapor dealer MACROBLANK. Barber Beats? Ok cool, what the fuck do I know about anything. Downcast, mournfully funky downtempo vapor jams to stalk the steaming streets of New Sodom to – dulcet Illbient inflections, slow smooth jazz conundrums and vaporous dejected luxury experience, masterfully smoothed and machined in a way that Barber Beats tend towards, eschewing ‘wavy surface noise and unwieldy joins for clarity and polish, smooth and lurid bronzed surfaces. Crisp Hip Hop beats, beauteous golden echo Sax guides your sobriety away in a dry haze, distant unfurling Funk Bass lines sizzle in the artificial sun. Sumptuous, plastic-sensual, aggrandising. Easy listening for the post postmodern luxuriant goods consumer.

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SILVER RICHARDS – ‘VOLUME 128’

Shimmering grooves and anonymous styles from Silver Richards, originally released digitally by luxury elite’s legendary Fortune 500. ‘Volume 128′ covers a lot of ground across the various smaller sub-categories of Vaporwave, combining styles and vibez from track to track to create a kind of mix tape feel. Lots of sensuous/cheezy late-nite lo fi loops, vapid and wide-eyed vaporfunk refrains and super-screwed piano slow jams sway behind a thousand filters. Track 3 is a 2013 Cloud Rap type banger with leanin’ sample feed, spacious clap-drenched beats, and purple spittin’ on the right side of marble mouf from Gold Midas, an interesting addition to the track list which well exemplifies Silver Richards varied/scattered VHS mixtape approach. In here it’s always a simulated summer’s day, getting supremely baked and sunbaked at the edge of the pool, or is that just an ephemeral screensaver in the mind’s eye? An advertisement for the nostalgist’s impossible product.

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六月花 – ‘赤い夏’

Florid, aromatic Ambient plunderphonics, at a nexus between found sound appropriation and minimalist arrangement, rainswept ambience and chilling harmonics besmoke the mind in vapourous swelter and numbing melodious introversia. “…stressful and fast paced traditional Chinese folk music…” sampled from 1950’s pressed 10″s & slowed to Vaporwave appreciable screwed speeds and decontextualized within gorgeously simple nature field recordings to ecstatic and meditative result, unique in it’s measured instrumentation, singular sound sourcing and slow pace. If this qualifies as Vaporwave it’s entirely without much of the genre’s anti-capitalist contextual limits, but ripe to burst with lulling, somnambulist nostalgia audial event. Wavy, baby. Check out the small blurb on the Fireflower Foundation Bandcamp page for a little more insight and context into the samples on this release.

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FAT MAN MIAMI – ‘FAT MAN’S MIAMI’

The Fat Man’s first foray, registered in frosty Norway but psychically and sonically channeling the Miami haze windz –  An amalgam of miasmic Vaporwave and bombastic Synthwave blizzard, Future Funk/AOR adjacent super-soft rock chops and Smooth Jazz piano licks appropriated from the forgotten realms of commercial music and thoughtless Muzak, drifting melodies and repeated hooks sizzling and degrading in loops in your headphones, plumes of crispy elite beats romanced by unfurling ketamine haze diapason, slow and overdriven, drowning in numbness and the sense that things could have been better – illusory and saccharine sweet, a vaporizing, unreal delight of filtered as fuck Vaporhouse radiance. Killer.

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GENDEMA 未来 – ‘ORBITAL RESORT’

7 rooms of vapourous atmosphere and starport incidentals from Argentina’s GENDEMA 未来. Drum and Bass breaks, simplistic and hypnotising melodies arranged in loops over rounded Bass lines, a juxtaposition of speed and intensity with a deft calm and mindless relaxation Muzak vibe – recalls an installation in the WipeOut or even F-Zero series (less the Guitar shredding), the soundtrack to futuristic race tracks rendered in blocky pre-vis retro futurist graphics. Spacious and enveloping, low tech/lo-fi, mysterious and effervescent. Wavy!

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MAITRO – ‘DRAGONBALL WAVE’

Blissfully chilled set of vaporwave tunes inspired by the world of Dragonball. It’s become a firm favourite of mine in the past year, having discovered it just in time to match the slowed pace of my hometown during lockdown. Boasts a great selection of smooth jazz-inflected licks, meditative funk and crystalline synth “on-hold” muzak tied together with crisp, relaxing beats, occasionally punctuated with ki sound effects from the anime to keep you wrapped up in the theme. Rich filtering, thick layers of reverb and lo-fi tape flutter add to the nostalgic comfort, like a teenage summer night spent watching hometaped Toonami DBZ marathons on VHS. There’s a couple of more upbeat tracks here, but for the most part it’s head-noddin’, pool-floatin’, lotus-sittin’ tempo – great for when you’re smoking up a fat one at Kame House with the turtle hermit himself, firing off energy beams into the oceanic horizon.

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FAT MAN MIAMI – ‘CODENAME: FATWAVE THERAPY’

Vaporwave House cassette/minidisk. Sizzling, shimmering, narcosis and neuralgia, palm beach mental desertion, super 90’s cyber  cool/lame, a smorgasbord of sampling, the Miami coke dealer blizzard of ethereal vaporhaze and e-vacuation, nostalgia endusing PSOne aesthetics with the cream lined dinner jacket Yacht Rock vibe too, succulent silken Bass and crisp clean Guitars, sampled and filtered synths and keys and pert beats, upbeat and cocaine stoned around the edges, effervescent and vaporous, combining French House and Chopped and Screwed Lean dynamics right on the palette. Myself and the abominable FuzzWhore recently enjoyed a shared Gonzo listen of ‘Codename: Fatwave Therapy’ with a tampon bomber spliff under a tree during a hailstorm. It was simply marvelous. I’m new to the Fat Man and I’m digging this shit big time.

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SUBHUMANIZER COMPLETE DISCOGRAPHY

A brutish amalgam of filthy banging Dutch style Hardcore/Speedcore and post-internet Vaporwave haze, a maximalist and bludgeoning, yet simultaneously tranquilizing experience of cyberpunk euphoria. A deft cocktail of potent Ketamine visual vapor trails and cheap, stepped on rush sub-ocular explosions – Ambient Cybergrind? Overstimulating pulsing beats, loops and choked out breaks pummel you into comatose hypnagogic state, wall of sampled ambience and chintzy melodies overlapping ad-nauseum with bad vibes chug and dirge, skittering across the hyperblasting bass hammers and rolling snare samples in a strange and pleasing tandem. Hyperspeed vaporwave, Wavecore? A weird and intoxicating burn of post music cuts. Cool.

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LUXURY ELITE – ‘101.7 WAVE II’

luxury elite is a Vaporwave project from Kentucky, who has produced some of my favourite sounds the genre has to offer. ‘101.7 WAVE II’ is late-night lo-fi Vaporwave apotheosised. A blissful yet melancholy drive through the nostalgia field, languorous saxophones and electronic bass line lubrication, twinkling shimmer beats and slowed chopped n screwed vocal arrangements, soft pastel sunshine, mid 90’s infomercials and advertisements, smooth jazz and consumerist culture cuts. Each short track combines to create a sense of FM station hopping throughout the running time. The music is extremely well selected, sitting between true incidental Muzak consumerist commentary and silken Jazz/Funk grooves to nod your head to in your sun lounger. Vaporous and romantic, sarcastic and earnest, luxury elitle perfectly surmises a whole (internet)genre here. A work of excellence from a master of her craft. Wavy as fu(n)k.

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VARIOUS ARTISTS – ‘ピンクネオン東京 第一弾’

6 track compilation of cityscape Future Funk from Pink Neon Tokyo. Dramatically sugary, breezy and funky. Anachronistic beta beat sounds, slightly overdriven audio quality, silken Bass grooves, catchy and infinitely sunny. A lot of Future funk seems to me to be almost like Vaporwave in purpose and intent but without so many seemingly post modern, anti-capitalist pretences or concepts – repurposed 80’s & 90’s radio friendly jazzy Funk and Smooth Jazz tracks, deep cuts harvested from forgotten singles re-wrapped in pastel anime visuals and consumed by stoned ‘net surfers. The visual language is even a bit less hazy and perhaps less melancholy? Meaninglessly upbeat Funk jams for the Groove seeking nostalgist. お 楽しみ ください

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VARIOUS ARTISTS – ‘DIGITAL OFFICE ONE’

Shimmering Vaporwave compilation from label businesscasual. Breezy blue vaporous bliss sound, future culture smooth Funk plunderphonics for accessible nostalgic cityscapes and secret depression. Languishing endless refrains in glitched samples & extra cheesy smooooth vocal cuts repeated over and over, making for a niche listening experience in an intoxicated and quixotic state. Faded, hazy, enjoyable? Yes indeed. I like the sort of absurdism of a compilation like this, with many sounds very similar from artist to artist, in a genre like this which in some ways prioritizes a certain anonymity of sound. Listening beginning to end provides a strange parallel to listening to Noise and Grindcore comps, with little means of knowing who you’re hearing from track to track unless you really know your shit (which I don’t) or you’re staring at the track list or liner notes. Anyway, a cool listen. Worth a stream or twelve for Dystopian Chic’s contribution alone, a 9 minute drive through long forgotten cast-off hazy bass funk and mournfully nostalgic electropop.

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マクロスMACROSS 82-99 – ‘CHAM!’

Named for the J-Pop group in Satoshi Kon’s masterpiece Perfect Blue. This one has a truly frivolous sound, upbeat and fairly annoying if you’re in the wrong mindset, but with a less-than-singular vision of an animated future than マクロスMACROSS 82-99 is capable of. There’s a great deal of appropriation from 16 Bit sounding Video Game soundtracks, which I’ll admit is slightly lost on me. There’s a bit less cohesion here as there is on other マクロスMACROSS 82-99 releases, with various styles approached from track to track. The whole thing could be loosely described as Future Funk, but there are more original remixes and compositions here than we’re used to from this artist. This works to varying degrees; in losing the cohesion マクロスMACROSS 82-99 takes more risks, and to me at least the rewards are fewer as a result. For example, I find the appropriation of well-known bars and refrains from Hip Hop tracks to be rather detrimental to the work as a whole – but again, that’s just me. Overall enjoyable, just missing elements of that certain pointless high concept/low rent and recycled nature that makes マクロスMACROSS 82-99 uniquely interesting to me.

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マクロスMACROSS 82-99 – ‘ネオ東京’

Upbeat, Anime distant Future Funk from Mexico City via NeoTokyo, released on Keats Collective. Crisp sample tracks assembled into an utterly beautiful, vibrant smorgasbord of sophomoric freak Funk. Anime aesthetics, scintillating Bass lines cut from obscure 80’s electro Funk and Jazz, love song Pop refrains from forgotten icons, Muzak chintz, occasional Trap click, massive Big Beats; an absorbing journey through a summer time in a possible future city hive. Danceable and not depressing, there’s little of the downcast, irreverent consumerist critique that made ‘Vaporware’ and other affiliated sounds so popular within the EDM internet underground, but I feel that in embracing a more up-beat, carefree and ultimately positive vibe, マクロスMACROSS 82-99 sets their own standard and triumphs. A personal favourite among such recent ‘Wave’ affiliated releases.

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30XX – ‘B-SIDE OBSTRUCTION’

Collection of unreleased 30XX tracks released posthumously I think. 30XX has always been a very engaging project to me, combining lots of styles, sounds and aesthetics from other media that I enjoy. Goreman’s 30XX is singular, pure and in a way perfect. These tracks feature plenty of collaborations, and cover ground from digitally sourced Noise, freakout Gabber, Speedcore, Goregrind, Gorenoise, Darkwave and others, and do so with deft ability; combining into a hyper-defined singularity of digital destruction. Live drums, Drum Machine blast beats, reverse Gore churn Vocal, hyped thumping Bass pulses, occasional J-Pop parts, samples, dive-bomb solos, Gore spewing, introverted, Cyberpunk, Internet-genre abusing madness. This actually makes a good introduction to 30XX’s weird alternate reality take on all the sounds they meddle(d) in. Essential.

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DELTA金TOPCO – ‘SCUDERIA’

More ‘Wave sounds from Delta Topco, released on BusinessCasual. Pastel colored samples from long forgotten Pop/Funk artists, Anime, and advertisements are cut and reassembled into a shimmering, cheesy pastiche of Music. Whatever-Wave, big hollow Beats, warped Keyboard Bass, repetition. Chilled out, pointless, recycled consumerist nonsense. A stoned summer’s day in a City of yesterday’s tomorrow; backwards retrofit, HI-DEF abandoned in favor of Betamax. More of the same in an overpopulated internet ‘genre’, but whatever, I think this one’s good.

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YUNG BAE – ‘ANIBAE’

5 track EP from US producer Yung Bae. Shimmering plunderphonic love song smorgasbord. Upbeat yet scintillating Brass and Bass samples, crisp Hip Hop beats, endless love song refrains shot through filters. Hypnotic, repetitive, sultry, positive, less incidental and more exuberant. Hazy, loungin’ laid-back goodness. This has that endless-summer vibe of Macross 82-99, who features here on a remix, but with less direct Science Fiction influence aesthetically; rather than building future city-scapes in the listener’s mind, I feel Yung Bae is more content in drawing the listener into past romances and rose tinted nostalgia. I’d say this stuff shares as much DNA with Hip Hop as it does with any Internet genre / Future Funk type sound, and would probably appeal to fans of either.

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